Desert Cat's Paradise
"The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it." - Proverbs 27:12.
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Unlike probably all the rest of the pajamahadeen, I did not watch the debate. Instead I did something completely unrelated. I went to a concert.Comments
Now I'll go catch up. I trust y'all have done your job, and it's time for me to go reap the fruits of your labors.
I don't think I could have stood listening to the MSM spin anyway, had I stayed home to watch.
UPDATE: Well it appears the consensus is that Kerry came across more polished, while Bush came across more reassuring. I predict a big upsurge in enthusiasm for the Kerry campaign amongst his supporters, but I also predict that any shift in the polls will be within the margin of error. Within a week this new enthusiasm will fade to disillusionment.
UPDATE 2: In reading the transcript, there is something really big that stands out. So big, it might have been missed (missing the forest for the trees). Kerry is still playing the "heads I win, tails you lose" game. It's not a flip-flop so much as it is a glaring inconsistency.
On Iraq, Kerry is insistent that our coalition of 30 nations was insufficient, that we failed to bring in the UN and more nations before proceeding. However on North Korea he is equally insistent that our coalition of five nations in dialogue with the North Koreans is a mistake, that we must go it alone and enter bilateral talks. Also on Afghanistan he denigrates the President for working together with the Northern Alliance to defeat the Taliban. He scornfully referred to that as "outsourcing the job".
Which is it Senator?
Are we supposed to build a worldwide coalition before proceeding on some matter, or are we supposed to go it alone? A little consistency would be nice.
UPDATE 3: Lileks caught another startling inconsistency that I missed:
And I find it interesting that someone who would complain about outsourcing peevishly notes that we hired
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Is there a downside to joining the Alliance?Comments
Do people in some quarters point and laugh and say, "oh look, he's one of THEM!!"? Or do the Munuvians really chant "resistance is futile" under their breath?
I really like my independent status. Some of my favorite bloggers are independent. But I hate that the stupid polar bear calls me a "slithery reptile", just because I didn't artificially inflate my status by joining a collective. I'm not known for link whoring either.
Maybe I should join the Alliance and become asssimilated into Munuvia simultaneously. That oughta land me "large mammal" status where I belong, no?
Really. I want your opinions on this. Please scratch the litter and leave me a dropping.
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Take the Votergasm pledge, and LOL! (Not work safe...)Comments
That last part pretty much rules out the Moore-ons from participating. Heh! Poor wankers...
Via Rush (who DOS'ed the site for several hours today after he mentioned the site on his show).
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The Zoo: The Blogosphere Political Compass ProjectComments
Noted for my future reference, but if you're a blogger (or even if you're not), take the quiz to find out where you are on the political compass.
My numbers (5.50, -1.28) put me in the conservative libertarian quadrant, as I expected.
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
I Am A: Neutral Good GnomeBard RangerComments
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma's symbol is a scroll.
Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)
I was an avid D&D'er back (WAY back) in High School. My primary character was a wizard named Gandalf. It became my online persona for many years to come as well, until I dropped it in favor of my current moniker. The LOTR was kind of passe after the 80's, until the new interest resulting from the movies. I thought Gandalf was superbly cast BTW. :)
Via RedSugar Muse
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Someone has ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS:Comments
Cleaning pennies with taco sauce
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Friday, September 24, 2004
Florida Governor Jeb Bush: "I feel like Bill Murray in 'Groundhog Day'".Comments
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Weebls Stuff - ToonsComments
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Thursday, September 23, 2004
USATODAY.com - CBS names two to investigate documents episode:Comments
Investigations into recent journalism scandals ended with executives and reporters losing their jobs and widespread changes in those news operations.
Not to mention the piranhas in pajamas.
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From Larry Elder's colum on WND, posted 9/23/04:Comments
WorldNetDaily: Rathergate is a 'sign' of the times
Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!
I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I - knowing what was about to happen - asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"
Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.
Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it - he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
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Monday, September 20, 2004
Happy the man, whose wish and careComments
A few paternal acres bound,
Content to breathe his native air
In his own ground.
Whose herds with milk, whose fields with bread,
Whose flocks supply him with attire;
Whose trees in summer yield shade,
In winter, fire.
Blest, who can unconcern'dly find
Hours, days, and years, slide soft away
In health of body, peace of mind,
Quiet by day.
Sound sleep by night; study and ease
Together mixed; sweet recreation,
And innocence, which most does please
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie."
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...in the "summer of 300 years".Comments
A gossamer-winged emmisary of Faerie showed up in my cube at work today:
While I am at it, I might as well show off what is growing in my backyard:
Sacred Blue Lotus (Nymphaea caerulea)
These beauties open at the first sunlight, and close again as evening approaches. They last but a couple of days each, then sink below the surface to nurture the seed.
The dragonflies love this little pool!
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
Still haven't heard from my silli syster-in-law. It looks like her area (Florida panhandle) took the worst of the storm.Comments
Maybe Daisycat will try again to contact her this weekend.
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Thursday, September 16, 2004
Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has a roundup of what bloggers REALLY wear while blogging. Some of these are quite hilarious and spot on!Comments
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I just awoke five minutes ago with the certain knowledge in my head that New Orleans had been spared, and that Mobile, Alabama was not so bad off either. Checking the news just now, that appears to be the case.Comments
Last night as hurricane Ivan approached the coast I uttered a prayer, and I knew there were hundreds of thousands of people praying for safety and protection from the storm.
Thank you God for answered prayers! We know and acknowledge your merciful hand. You have inclined your ear to the prayers of your saints. You have heard their cries and were moved with compasssion to intervene on their behalf. Thank you for sparing them from the worst of Ivan's wrath.
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
I was about to order this bumper sticker, when I stopped and realized that 99% of the general driving public would not have the foggiest clue what it was about.
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
What did we ever do before Google?Comments
As a proud pajama wearing member of the New Media, I had to do a search on pajamas and cat's just to see what I could find.
Google Search: cat's pajamas
I not only wear pajamas, I AM the Cat's Pajamas!
Hah! I love it!
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Monday, September 13, 2004
Look at the size of that eye!Comments
Currently it is Category 5 again, with winds over 160 MPH. Fortunately it looks like the eye is going to slip through the Yucatan Channel without making landfall.
Next up: New Orleans or the Florida Panhandle. We haven't been able to reach my sister-in-law in the Panhandle, either by phone or e-mail. Silly girl doesn't have an answering machine, and doesn't always check her e-mail. If you've been praying for people in the path of Ivan, I'd appreciate your continuing prayers for the people who have yet to face it's wrath.
Click the image for the full-size version. Image courtesy of NOAA
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Sunday, September 12, 2004
Posted in full here, because LA Times are stinkers about registration (who really registers to read a linked story? I didn't think so.) Click and read and send kudos to SondraK for sticking her neck out.Comments
SondraK.com: Buckhead is Karl Rove...HA!
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"Sorry I haven't written much lately. There's nothing I can do to remedy this - but I have brought a note..."
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Little Miss Attila: Exclusive! Must Credit Little Miss Attila! New Information on Dan Rather!:Comments
The following document just fell into my hands. It came from a source I can't disclose, but that's okay because it was authenticated by experts whose names I can't disclose. Except for the ones whose names I announced who now say I've been lying all along, but I can't be lying because what I say is always the truth, Q.E.D.
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Hah! I found it again. Great analysis here! This is an excerpt, but the whole thing is very worth reading if you have any interest in the story:Comments
Daily Pundit Archives
"Now look at the structure of the blogosphere. The power of the press is distributed, not individually owned. Glenn Reynolds or Atrios spend not much more money than I do to publish, and I don't spend much more than a blogger with a daily readership of half a dozen. The individual members of the blogosphere do not function as portals: we functions as publishers, filters, and feedback mechanisms. Moreover, since the structure of the blogosphere mirrors that of its medium, the internet, itself, our tens of thousands of units tend to identifty dishonesty or error almost automatically and route around it. Any piece of information passed through the collective, or distributed intelligence of the blogosphere as a whole will be viewed at some point by an expert on that piece of news, and very likely commented on by that same expert. The comment then becomes attached to the news as an integral part of it and will be, just as the original news item was, examined by other experts. The end result is a structural tendency toward factuality and honesty in the final judgment of 'conventional wisdom' delivered by the blogosphere as a whole on the original news item.
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Thursday, September 09, 2004
Serenity speaks out against the Assault Weapons Ban renewal and ABC News bias.Comments
Well, I sure am glad that ABC and Ted Koppel showed absolutely no bias towards the AWB being lifted. How refreshing. ::rolls eyes:: The fact of the matter is, until people stop blaming an inaminate object for crime and start blaming the actual people who commit crime, instead of making the victims the criminals and start holding criminals responsible for their actions, instead of “feeling sorry” for the criminals and making their time in jail like an amusement park rather than a time to pay for their crimes, we will have crime problems in this society. It is not a semi-automatic that causes violence and raises crime statistics. What people need is firearm education and perhaps a trip or 50 to the range.
The plain truth is that the difference between an "assault weapon" and a regular semi-automatic is primarily cosmetic. Bayonets, pistol grips, yadda. I've seen a weapon that had an interchangeable stock that added the dreaded "pistol grip" with a simple change of a few components. This country is not on the verge of chaos as a result of the pending expiration of this law. The only effect will be that law abiding gun collectors and enthusiasts will be able to legally purchase these weapons again.
Criminals never cared what the law said anyway. Get real.
The only reason this is an issue is that the gun control freaks saw this law as the first step to a total gun ban in this country. Well the people have spoken, and with such a voice that the Democrat Party stopped talking gun bans years ago.
Let the law expire. Guns aren't the problem.
We have terrorists in this country who will use boxcutters and fertilizer to wreak havoc. We have drug laws that are feeding and funding a robust black market economy and fueling the associated violent crime. Disarming law-abiding citizens is not the solution in either case.
Automobiles cause twice as many deaths per year than guns do from all causes (police shootings, accidental shootings, as well as violent crime). Yet no one (besides Algore) is suggesting a ban on the automobile. In fact enviro-activists seem to want to push less safe, small lightweight cars for the sake of lower emissions and fuel economy. So how is it? 25K gun deaths is a national massacre, but we are ok with more than 50K car deaths if it means less fumes for Mother Gaia to deal with?
As Serenity noted, 25K gun deaths represents less than 0.01% of the population. Not exactly carnage.
Sometimes I wonder if many on the left seem to believe that we'd all be immortal if it weren't for the e-e-evil Republican schemes to kill us off. Really people. Have you considered the fact that you are going to die, no matter what you do? You will die from some cause. It's not avoidable. Trying to avoid dying is a wasted effort.
The only thing that matters is the manner in which you live, and the manner in which you die. That is, by the way, why the 1000 troop deaths in Iraq are not a "tragedy". But that's a topic for a different post.
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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
With sustained winds of 165 mph, Ivan is now a rare Category 5 hurricane. The three day forecast has it tearing through Jamaica, and the five day forecast is currently pointing it straight at Tampa, Fl.Comments
I've been joking about a mass exodus out of Florida, but I'm beginning to wonder now...
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Blogspot was shot yesterday. The publish function was busted.Comments
What a relief! I was getting the DT's...
(I should note that the items below were posted yesterday, but did not publish until just now.)
Despite continuing to make myself busier all the time (I am in the process of buying an investment property, and have a laundry list of fix-up items to complete before showing the house), I'm still here. I've even given up time playing Unreal Tournament in favor of blogging. THAT's something...
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Click on the image to go to sacredcowburgers.com. There is tons more like this one at the site. Very funny stuff!
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Americans for Fair Taxation describes a world without the IRS, without paycheck witholding, without income tax, period! The income tax would be replaced with a consumption tax and a "rebate" of taxes paid up to the poverty line.Comments
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People stop blogging for a variety of reasons, and they don't always announce to the world what those reasons are. If I stop posting for a significant period of time (which, for me, would be a week or more), it might mean I've fallen ill, or I've lost my access to a computer, or I've been abducted and taken to Guantanamo Bay or Outer Mongolia. It probably doesn't mean I've gotten fed up with the blogosphere and just quit. If that ever happens I'd probably go out with more of a flourish, like leaving up a blank screen with a cryptic message, or something similar.Comments
There are always discreet inquiries the curious and concerned could make. My e-mail address is down there, linked at "contact Desert Cat", or messages left in the comments may be answered by family members.
But there is another possibility too, and one that some of you may use to brand me as a nut. So be it. See, I'm looking forward to the imminent return of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Like countless generations of believers, by the way. It's part of our faith. However, there is more reason to believe that we are on the very portal of this event today than there has been in over two thousand years of history. I am not going to make this post a rehash of all of those reasons. For a very good look at the case for this particular season, I urge you to read Herb Peter's book Recommendation 666 and his website, Fulfilled Prophecy. So that other possibility is that I am just not around anymore.
I wish you luck, my friends. Because if this is the case, things are going to get really wierd for you in the next few years. And possibly...unpleasant.
If I'm no longer here for this reason, don't expect too much uproar in the media. In fact, don't expect much but soothing platitudes. Prominent Christian leaders--ministers of the major Protestant denominations, Catholic clergy, and popular church movements will appear on TV talk shows to demonstrate that nothing so absurd as the "rapture" could have occurred. After all most of *their* congregations are intact. Surely if such an occurence were to have taken place, they and their flocks would all be gone, right? No, these scattered reports of missing persons have some other explanation, and one that probably makes perfect sense.
In fact, immediately after these disturbing rumors have blown over, you can expect to see a new ecumenical movement, a new effort to bring all the world's religions together into one accord to bring a lasting world peace. But the true intent won't be so obvious for a few years yet.
Still, I don't want to delve into the details here. There is much that is not fully clear in terms of the timing and so forth. The events are certain. How they play out is yet to be seen.
There are two places I urge you to go, if you're still curious after all the official explanations have been given. First, this woman has a vast trove of archived articles pertaining to these times. Peruse it while you can. I expect her site, mine, and many similar will disappear in a few short months after we disappear.
And of course, there are my own archives, where I have written on this topic from time to time.
I'm sorry. I wish you were with me. It is not too late, by the way. Receive Jesus and flee into the wilderness. It's going to be one tough row to hoe from here through about 2014.
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
New kitten in the household this month! Roscoe makes seven (counting Rumsfeld, who is indoor-outdoor, and not counting the neighborhood freeloaders at the backdoor).Comments
Kittens are great! They liven up the older cats with their antics, and are capable of making the sun shine in the bleakest room with their effervescent cuteness.
Kitten at Play
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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Watch out Frank J.! Hope you're getting out of Orlando this afternoon as planned.
Watch out Rush! Get your butt out of there after the show today!
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Jeff Parker is a shitnozzle whose cartoons aren't worth the toilet paper they're printed on.Comments
Ever heard of Fair Use?
Take your DMCA notice and shove it.
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